Just in case you're heading to the nation's capital for the Presidential Inauguration, don't forget your butler. Well, your social-media one. And don't forget your cash. And lots of it. $47,000 to be exact.
According to CNBC, Washington's Madison Hotel is boasting its "Inaugural Town and Country" package, which includes a pluthora of goodies to take in the 2013 Inauguration. It includes:
-a 4-night stay for two in one of the Madison's presidential suites.
-a private Lincoln town car and driver.
-a private tour of D.C. with 22 of your closest friends.
-a $5,000 shopping "experience" at Brooks Brothers.
-a night at the Landsdowne Resort with a couple's massage.
-and, of course, that "dedicated social media butler." Her name is Victoria Devine of Anchor Media. According to The Drum, Devine promises to "chronicle your Inaugural experience so your friends and family can follow your adventures on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest."
But before you take that $47,000 that you have lying around and head to D.C., keep in mind that you don't even get a ticket to the Inauguration or any of the Inaugural balls! Wait. Not even a high five from the President?